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Lyoto Machida and his Father Drinking Piss Pics
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Lyoto "The Dragon" Machida and his Father Having a Drink..., in preperation for Shogun Rua fight at UFC 104.










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4 months ago
Its not bull shit its wee. Good wee at that
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el mero mero
this is bull shit i think shogun won but he will kick his ass again
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4 months ago
Yellow Pee pee
He takes a ton of supplements and eats like a horse. Your body gets rid of most of the supplements and just like that, you have golden piss. Beyond that, I see no date on this photo and we don't know if he was in training. The caption says, "in preparation" but that doesn't mean anything and can't be proven without dates on the photos. He might not hydrate properly when he's not in training. Or again, most likely it's from the abundance of vitamins he's taking. Hence the reason he's drinking the piss in the first place I suppose. How'd you like to be his woman and make out with him?
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4 months ago
Nothin says father son bonding like sitting back and drinking a warm one
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4 months ago
could this be machida s secret for eternal life ????
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4 months ago
I don't know about the health benefits of piss but I heard cum has a TON of protein in it. Wonder if we'll see a picture of Machida and his dad drinking some of that too. Well, if they do start doing that it'll be a lot more work to get it than piss.
Agreed on the color comments too. Why the **** is that piss so damn dark? When it's that dark it smells. Go ahead, next time you take a dark piss notice how much is REEKS -- and he's drinking that.... Yuck. I almost gag when looking at these pictures....
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4 months ago
wat he do for protein drink hahahaha
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4 months ago
i don't think drinking piss will help
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4 months ago
piss
lyoto "piss drunk dragon"
oh well...I guess he really is piss drunk
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4 months ago
we will see who beats who after the fight
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4 months ago
Yinyang. Piss out Piss in
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4 months ago
i drink piss
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4 months ago
I make myself protein shake with sh¡t taken right out of the toilet, fresh and juicy...that makes me godzilla, YOU just a dragon, me GODZILLA for drinking ma sh¡t.
I say MMMMM like quiznos, yieaaa!
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4 months ago
he eat shit too?
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4 months ago
i guess the piss has all the nutrients and vitamins your body is giving out..
so drinking it wil make u healthy??? stronger?? i have no idea..
i wouldnt do it but **** it.
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4 months ago
Incredible fighter and really a pretty good guy, but, him liking the taste of his own urinal discharge and displayed in photographic form is straight up rank as all ****.
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4 months ago
i thought piss was the stuff your body DOESNT want... isnt there a reason that it was in your body and your bodies getting rid of it?
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4 months ago
machida is a great fighter and i respect how he fights and trains...but wtf thats nasty cmon man
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4 months ago
WOW
WHAT WOULD R. KELLY SAY?????
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4 months ago
shogun will die...because machida is from Bahia!!!! **** u all!
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4 months ago
be on the look out
be careful next time youare in the public restroom, rumor has it that Machida hides behind the toilet and when you start to piss, he wouldsuck it all up. He wants to be the best in the world so he wants tohave everyone energy from everyone piss.
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4 months ago
i know whats the secret behind this.....this should be a forbidden liquid to drink ,cause i drank my own pee and I felt like I wanna punch my dog in the face.
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4 months ago
I can pee on you.
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4 months ago
ihiiiii.......oishi?
lami ang ihi?////??????is truly efective????....
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4 months ago
you guys are idiots. lol alot of people i bet drink thier pee, lol i seen a boxer do it it has some nutrients or something but yeah..lol it is strange but they have clean system's DO U?
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4 months ago
i took a piss today that was that yellow and i could smeel it from the toilet and was ****ing nasty... lyoto machida sucks but shogun doesnt deserve to win
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4 months ago
Urine Therapy
Urine Therapy
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4 months ago
you know what?! i think it is usefull but it depends wh can drink it ....
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4 months ago
i have to say at least this one produced some funny comments.. like 95% of those were funny some even really made me lol , which is rare.. but yeah how ****ing disgusting is that, just the smell would make me puke before it touched my lips, nasty nasty shit, pepsi might be unhealthy but id rather die with a pepsi than live long with piss
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4 months ago
I want Loyotos piss!!!!
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4 months ago
the 4th comment
you're hella
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4 months ago
kk
haha......you think shogun will win....kk...haha just wait until shogun is asleep like all of Lyotos opponents
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4 months ago
WOW
His father claims its a "vaccine"
Medically that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but hey, Western medicine doesn't know all. . .
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People will do anything for self veneration, but they won't do anything to venerate the Lord who alone is worthy.
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4 months ago
HE SHOULD TRY POO NEXT AND SEE WHAT THAT DOES FOR HIM
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4 months ago
im gonna try drinking my piss tonight, im curious now
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4 months ago
looks like pictures from a porn site
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4 months ago
he drinks it in the morning when it is nice and yellow....thats the good healthy piss that champions drink
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4 months ago
His dad just likes the taste, now he has an excuse to publicly drink it
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4 months ago
MACHIDA PISS GAVE ME WINGS
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4 months ago
What's up with this??? Even Juan Manuel Marquez drunk his own pee before he fought Mayweather.... And he lost!!!!!!!!!! If machida loses, everyone reading this, STOP DRINKING YOUR DAMN PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 months ago
what the **** is goin on
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4 months ago
dsfg
its beer ****ing retards
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4 months ago
and now, introducing the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, Loyoto "the Golden Shower" machida!
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4 months ago
stonepony **** You! Lick your own ball.
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4 months ago
looks like apple juice to me...
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4 months ago
i wonder if there drinking there own piss or there drinking eachothers piss
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4 months ago
you red bull drinking hypocrites. red bull is made from the urine of great athletes such as machida and michael jordan.
Wow, the FDA will approve anything huh? :)
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4 months ago
you red bull drinking hypocrites. red bull is made from the urine of great athletes such as machida and michael jordan.
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4 months ago
"nAw da Dwagon is dah chumpyong!!! "
no wonder he speaks a lil retarded must be a side effect .. XD
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4 months ago
ufc circus.... just sad
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Very good observation. Piss is usually only dark if you aren't well hydrated. I highly doubt that Machida lets himself get dehydrated when he isn't in the cut process. For the doubters, he really does drink his own piss. It is called urine-therapy. Go ahead and google it. I wouldn't try it myself but some people swear by it.
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4 months ago
i doubt thats real pee more like photshoped color cuz a person on a fighters diet shouldnt have dark ass yellow piss like that right???
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"When hiam. Hey very tiny. Boy. My father. Piss-ed me. Hinda mouth. Say. MACHIDA! H-this. H-piss. Will maked yo strong. Hand now. Hiam the chump-john.
Thank yo everi-bodi! Thank yo Juu Rogun"
^ Your killing me dude...
...ah, Hermitic practices or something or other...not something I'd fruck with myself, but whatever works man, least its his own.
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4 months ago
The "Two Girls One Cup" remake is a little to much to swallow :P
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4 months ago
tastes like chicken
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4 months ago
this is what happens when budlight isnt available.
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When hiam. Hey very tiny. Boy. My father. Piss-ed me. Hinda mouth. Say. MACHIDA! H-this. H-piss. Will maked yo strong. Hand now. Hiam the chump-john.
Thank yo everi-bodi! Thank yo Juu Rogun!
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4 months ago
u are all atupit thinking that is piss. IT JUST BEER!!
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I eat my own shit too, thats why im one step ahead of machida and im the best fighter in the world
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4 months ago
NASTY!!
Can't believe these guy proudly do this stuff. No wonder Machida's teeth are busted!
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4 months ago
Who is his dad preparing to FIGHT?
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4 months ago
it whitens youre teeth too
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4 months ago
I would drink gina carano's piss,i wonder what it taste like...mmmm
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4 months ago
discusting!!
jeeez
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4 months ago
It would be crazy if he drinks this also during the fight between the rounds. That would be one smelly corner.
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4 months ago
what's the point?
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4 months ago
so they use glass to drink
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4 months ago
put some ice its warm.
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4 months ago
Do they realize how many asian and german people out there jerk off to these photos?
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4 months ago
never see n guys so happy to drink piss
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4 months ago
machida is nuthing but a piss drinker..war shogun.
wandy will win
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4 months ago
this is sick!!!! maybe they change the cups after drinking the half^^
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4 months ago
I wish he would drink my piss straight from the tap
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4 months ago
its a prank joke, its actually apple juice but Shogun will do the same thing and get sick. smart ! lol
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4 months ago
looks like a fetish thing...but WAR MACHIDA!!!
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4 months ago
Shogun will kick his ass. I hope that will make quit drinking this shit.
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