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Originally Published 4 months ago

Lyoto Machida and his Father Drinking Piss Pics

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Posted By james User Rank 5 UFC Images
Lyoto "The Dragon" Machida and his Father Having a Drink..., in preperation for Shogun Rua fight at UFC 104.









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  • Posted By emaxp2004
    4 months ago

    Its not bull shit its wee. Good wee at that
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  • Posted By lester rodriguez
    4 months ago
    el mero mero
    this is bull shit i think shogun won but he will kick his ass again
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  • Posted By Genius
    4 months ago
    Yellow Pee pee
    He takes a ton of supplements and eats like a horse. Your body gets rid of most of the supplements and just like that, you have golden piss. Beyond that, I see no date on this photo and we don't know if he was in training. The caption says, "in preparation" but that doesn't mean anything and can't be proven without dates on the photos. He might not hydrate properly when he's not in training. Or again, most likely it's from the abundance of vitamins he's taking. Hence the reason he's drinking the piss in the first place I suppose. How'd you like to be his woman and make out with him?
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  • Posted By Bruiser
    4 months ago

    Nothin says father son bonding like sitting back and drinking a warm one
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  • Posted By mmaworld
    4 months ago

    could this be machida s secret for eternal life ????
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    I don't know about the health benefits of piss but I heard cum has a TON of protein in it. Wonder if we'll see a picture of Machida and his dad drinking some of that too. Well, if they do start doing that it'll be a lot more work to get it than piss.

    Agreed on the color comments too. Why the **** is that piss so damn dark? When it's that dark it smells. Go ahead, next time you take a dark piss notice how much is REEKS -- and he's drinking that.... Yuck. I almost gag when looking at these pictures....
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    wat he do for protein drink hahahaha
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  • Posted By lycan
    4 months ago

    i don't think drinking piss will help
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  • Posted By ttk
    4 months ago
    piss
    lyoto "piss drunk dragon"
    oh well...I guess he really is piss drunk
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  • Posted By Machida Lyoto will win
    4 months ago

    we will see who beats who after the fight
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  • Posted By peepeeflaps
    4 months ago

    Yinyang. Piss out Piss in
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    i drink piss
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  • Posted By yieeeah son
    4 months ago

    I make myself protein shake with sh¡t taken right out of the toilet, fresh and juicy...that makes me godzilla, YOU just a dragon, me GODZILLA for drinking ma sh¡t.

    I say MMMMM like quiznos, yieaaa!
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    he eat shit too?
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    i guess the piss has all the nutrients and vitamins your body is giving out..

    so drinking it wil make u healthy??? stronger?? i have no idea..
    i wouldnt do it but **** it.
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  • Posted By I do not drink my urine
    4 months ago

    Incredible fighter and really a pretty good guy, but, him liking the taste of his own urinal discharge and displayed in photographic form is straight up rank as all ****.
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    i thought piss was the stuff your body DOESNT want... isnt there a reason that it was in your body and your bodies getting rid of it?
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  • Posted By drew
    4 months ago

    machida is a great fighter and i respect how he fights and trains...but wtf thats nasty cmon man
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  • Posted By MUGMEAN
    4 months ago
    WOW
    WHAT WOULD R. KELLY SAY?????
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    shogun will die...because machida is from Bahia!!!! **** u all!
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  • Posted By Police blog
    4 months ago
    be on the look out
    be careful next time youare in the public restroom, rumor has it that Machida hides behind the toilet and when you start to piss, he wouldsuck it all up. He wants to be the best in the world so he wants tohave everyone energy from everyone piss.
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    i know whats the secret behind this.....this should be a forbidden liquid to drink ,cause i drank my own pee and I felt like I wanna punch my dog in the face.
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  • Posted By R Kelly
    4 months ago

    I can pee on you.
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  • Posted By dongbardong23
    4 months ago
    ihiiiii.......oishi?
    lami ang ihi?////??????is truly efective????....
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  • Posted By wow
    4 months ago

    you guys are idiots. lol alot of people i bet drink thier pee, lol i seen a boxer do it it has some nutrients or something but yeah..lol it is strange but they have clean system's DO U?
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    i took a piss today that was that yellow and i could smeel it from the toilet and was ****ing nasty... lyoto machida sucks but shogun doesnt deserve to win
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  • Posted By Urine Therapy
    4 months ago
    Urine Therapy
    Urine Therapy
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    you know what?! i think it is usefull but it depends wh can drink it ....
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    i have to say at least this one produced some funny comments.. like 95% of those were funny some even really made me lol , which is rare.. but yeah how ****ing disgusting is that, just the smell would make me puke before it touched my lips, nasty nasty shit, pepsi might be unhealthy but id rather die with a pepsi than live long with piss
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  • Posted By Kenny Florian
    4 months ago

    I want Loyotos piss!!!!
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  • Posted By SavOnDeck
    4 months ago
    the 4th comment
    you're hella
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  • Posted By ID10T
    4 months ago
    kk
    haha......you think shogun will win....kk...haha just wait until shogun is asleep like all of Lyotos opponents
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    WOW

    His father claims its a "vaccine"
    Medically that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but hey, Western medicine doesn't know all. . .
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    People will do anything for self veneration, but they won't do anything to venerate the Lord who alone is worthy.
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    HE SHOULD TRY POO NEXT AND SEE WHAT THAT DOES FOR HIM
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    im gonna try drinking my piss tonight, im curious now
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  • Posted By taporchokeu
    4 months ago

    looks like pictures from a porn site
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  • Posted By weedner
    4 months ago

    he drinks it in the morning when it is nice and yellow....thats the good healthy piss that champions drink
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    His dad just likes the taste, now he has an excuse to publicly drink it
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    MACHIDA PISS GAVE ME WINGS
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    What's up with this??? Even Juan Manuel Marquez drunk his own pee before he fought Mayweather.... And he lost!!!!!!!!!! If machida loses, everyone reading this, STOP DRINKING YOUR DAMN PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    what the **** is goin on
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  • Posted By dgdsf
    4 months ago
    dsfg
    its beer ****ing retards
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  • Posted By Bruce Buffer
    4 months ago

    and now, introducing the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, Loyoto "the Golden Shower" machida!
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  • Posted By NaziMan
    4 months ago

    stonepony **** You! Lick your own ball.
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    looks like apple juice to me...
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  • Posted By marno
    4 months ago

    i wonder if there drinking there own piss or there drinking eachothers piss
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  • Posted By Ichokepeople
    4 months ago
    you red bull drinking hypocrites. red bull is made from the urine of great athletes such as machida and michael jordan.
    Wow, the FDA will approve anything huh? :)
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  • Posted By knn03
    4 months ago

    you red bull drinking hypocrites. red bull is made from the urine of great athletes such as machida and michael jordan.
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  • Posted By HA
    4 months ago

    "nAw da Dwagon is dah chumpyong!!! "
    no wonder he speaks a lil retarded must be a side effect .. XD
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    ufc circus.... just sad
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  • Posted By Ichokepeople
    4 months ago
    one above
    Very good observation. Piss is usually only dark if you aren't well hydrated. I highly doubt that Machida lets himself get dehydrated when he isn't in the cut process. For the doubters, he really does drink his own piss. It is called urine-therapy. Go ahead and google it. I wouldn't try it myself but some people swear by it.
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    i doubt thats real pee more like photshoped color cuz a person on a fighters diet shouldnt have dark ass yellow piss like that right???
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  • Posted By Ecclesispastic2489
    4 months ago

    "When hiam. Hey very tiny. Boy. My father. Piss-ed me. Hinda mouth. Say. MACHIDA! H-this. H-piss. Will maked yo strong. Hand now. Hiam the chump-john.


    Thank yo everi-bodi! Thank yo Juu Rogun"

    ^ Your killing me dude...

    ...ah, Hermitic practices or something or other...not something I'd fruck with myself, but whatever works man, least its his own.
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    The "Two Girls One Cup" remake is a little to much to swallow :P
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    tastes like chicken
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    this is what happens when budlight isnt available.
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  • Posted By Lyoto "Hiam the Drug-on" Machida
    4 months ago

    When hiam. Hey very tiny. Boy. My father. Piss-ed me. Hinda mouth. Say. MACHIDA! H-this. H-piss. Will maked yo strong. Hand now. Hiam the chump-john.


    Thank yo everi-bodi! Thank yo Juu Rogun!
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    u are all atupit thinking that is piss. IT JUST BEER!!
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  • Posted By Fedor emelianko
    4 months ago

    I eat my own shit too, thats why im one step ahead of machida and im the best fighter in the world
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  • Posted By MAMBA24ILL
    4 months ago
    NASTY!!
    Can't believe these guy proudly do this stuff. No wonder Machida's teeth are busted!
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    Who is his dad preparing to FIGHT?
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    it whitens youre teeth too
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    I would drink gina carano's piss,i wonder what it taste like...mmmm
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    discusting!!

    jeeez
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    It would be crazy if he drinks this also during the fight between the rounds. That would be one smelly corner.
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    what's the point?
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    so they use glass to drink
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    put some ice its warm.
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  • Posted By stonepony
    4 months ago

    Do they realize how many asian and german people out there jerk off to these photos?
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    never see n guys so happy to drink piss
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    machida is nuthing but a piss drinker..war shogun.
    wandy will win
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    this is sick!!!! maybe they change the cups after drinking the half^^
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    I wish he would drink my piss straight from the tap
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    its a prank joke, its actually apple juice but Shogun will do the same thing and get sick. smart ! lol
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  • Posted By Guest
    4 months ago

    looks like a fetish thing...but WAR MACHIDA!!!
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  • Posted By Anwar
    4 months ago

    Shogun will kick his ass. I hope that will make quit drinking this shit.
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